Sofia.
“In Roman community baths, it was customary for men to stand and applaud when a well-endowed peer entered the water.”

why are men so weird everywhere always (x)

i just imagined this and cannot stop loling

(via retconcorps)

'CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MASSIVE DONG SIR'   'THANK YOU SIR I INHERITED IT FROM MY PARENTS'   'TRULY AMAZING SIR'  
(via theinfinitejests)

drunkdilf:

bread is so fucking good man I could prob eat an entire bakery in 25 minutes or less 

kiradax:

pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen

echte:

i think seventh grade was a dark time for everyone

ridge:

thanks for pointing out my flaw haha it’s not like i

see

it

every

day

or 

any

thing

porpentine:

i’m into really low commitment hangouts like lying on the floor near each other or falling asleep together or falling into an endless void together

mydogsnokes:

i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean

“As music is the poetry of sound, so is painting the poetry of sight.”
James McNeill Whistler (via tierradentro)